Many people believe that James A. Garfield, the 20th president not the cat, was shot by Charles J.
Guiteau at a train station in Washington D.C. on July 2, 1881. But is that what really happened?
The answer, in short, is yes.
But what most people don't know, because of learning disabilities, is that President Garfield would
live for over 11 weeks after being shot. What happened in those weeks and why did he end up dying? Some would argue that it is strange for a man to die so many months after a seemingly failed assassination attempt? And others would argue that my collector's edition Fraggle Rock lunch pals are overpriced on E bay? But those people are crazy!
The Smithsonian would like you to believe that he died of complications from the wound being infected but they are really stupid. The "curator" there was unable to answer the hard questions that I posed to him and instead had me banned and arrested for "public indecency." So, where outside the governmental circle can the answer be found?
The answer to my question can be found in an unlikely source, Garfield, the famous comic strip by cartoonist, and James A. Garfield expert, Jim Davis. I will show in my upcoming blog how these cartoons point to a conspiracy that not only transcends the government of the United States but of the realms of the Galaxy!
On a personal note, I would like to say that I very much enjoy the cartoon, Garfield and Friends, and in no way am slandering the show with the opening joke. My neighbor, whom steals my mail, asked me to include that.
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